don't get mad, get grumpy . . . girl
everybody around you seems like they have the sixth sense when you're having one of those days. then again, perhaps spraying the paper boy with the garden hose (à la the lady from the international delight commercial) tipped them off.
grumpy girl to the rescue! the hawaii based clothing line expresses how you're really feeling to the rest of the world without getting you into trouble with the law. slip into some comfy lounge pants, wrap your cranky lovechild in her very own baby tee, or stock your kitchen with chopsticks splashed with the grumpy girl logo.
hopefully, they'll introduce a coffee mug perfect for that eternally grouchy co-worker/relative (for whom being grumpy is a lifestyle choice) in time for the next secret santa holidaypalooza.